Elon Musk's Boring Company is now selling flamethrowers

Dianna Christensen
January 29, 2018

Elon Musk's Boring Company is selling something that's not very boring: a flamethrower.

The flamethrower can be ordered on The Boring Company's website, and those who are eager drop $500 on one better act fast, as there are only 20,000 available.

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"When the zombie apocalypse happens, you'll be glad you bought a flamethrower", tweeted Musk, the founder of SpaceX and Tesla.

"Works against hordes of the undead or your money back", he jokingly added.

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"Obviously, a flamethrower is a super awful idea". Definitely don't buy one. According to the website, users will be required to sign a "terms and conditions rhyme" and additionally must certify that the flamethrower "May not be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses". If you're not aware of Musk's latest project, we'll tell you that although it's pretty boring right now, if the popular CEO has his way, it will be far from boring when finished. The company is also selling $30 fire extinguishers to go with the flamethrowers.

"You can definitely buy one for less elsewhere, but this one comes with a cool sticker and the button is conveniently riiight above".

Either way, it's good to see Musk and the Boring Company are well on their way to becoming the backstory of Portal. "Am going to build a tunnel boring machine and just start digging...".

A month later, Musk introduced a branded baseball hat because every business needs a little merch. Musk provided periodic updates on hat sales via Twitter. The company aims to fix traffic woes by building tunnels underground and establishing a high-speed transport system.

Because the platforms are fully automated there's no wear on the vehicle itself, no chance of a fender bender, and no traffic because the tunnel's computer can sync new cars into the "rhythm" of arrivals and departures.

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